Yadda ake cin mace

Yadda ake cin mace part 1

Wuhuhuh!!!!!!! yi maza maza ka shaƙata da sabon labarinmu na yau mai taken yadda ake cin mace.

Wata rana na dawo daga makaranta inajin wata muguwar yunwa, domin a hanyata ta dawowa har tangaɗi nake saboda tsabar rashin ƙwarin jiki, a haka dai na kawo gida da ƙyar, kamar yadda aka saba dai mama bata gama abinci ba domin sai yanzu ma na ɗora miya. Haba wani mugun bakinciki ya rufeni na shiga ɗaki ina ɓace ɓacen rai, ashe duk ta kula dani kuma tasan shegiyar na damuna wato yunwa, can bayan na cire kayana na ɗan kwanta a ɗaki kona samu sa'ada sai naji kira.

Umar! Umar! nace na'am, mama tace nazo wai zata aikeni nace wallahi mama mutuwa zanyi idan banci abinci tace yanzu zaka dawo fa, ka hau mashin ɗin babanku yanzu kaje gidan uncle Musa ka karɓomin saƙo kafin na sauke miyar, na kalleta idona duk yayi ja tayi dariya tace bari na kawoma wata ajiya ka rage zafi, ta shiga ɗaki ta kawomin cin cin manya har uku. Nayi ɗan guntun murmushi na karɓa sannan nayi gaba, can naje wajen bakin ƙofa sai na juyo nace mama wai meye saƙon tace ina ruwanka kawai kace anti Hussaina ta baka saƙo in jini nace 'to' na kunna kai cikin soro na fito da mashin ɗin baba na ɗan gogeshi sannan nayi gaba.

Yadda ake cin mace 1

Ganinan tiiii... ina uwar gudu ina kaftar cin cin ɗina, haka na cigaba da wuta sallau har yan awaki, da zuwa ban zame ko ina ba sai gidan kawu Musa. Na faka mashin a waje na kunna kai cikin gidan domin gidanmu ne, na rafsa sallama naji shiru na ƙara rafsa sallama nayi shiru. A raina nace ko dai anti batanan, nace " anti Hussaina " kawai nasa kai cikin falo nan ma naga na kowa, na ɗan tsaya haka kawai saina dinga jiyo nishi sama-sama ashhhh!! oisshhhh!!! rass!! naji gabana ya faɗi.

Saboda ban saba jin irin wannan gurnani haka ba, nan fa hantar cikina ta kaɗa, kuma abin mamaki ma ba daga ɗakin anti Hussaina ƙaran ke fitowa ba, a'a daga cikin ƙaramin ɗakin falon gidansu ne, ji nake ana iishhh!!!! hashh!! kawai saina kira a karo na biyu anti Hussaina amma shiru ba'a amsa min ba. Kawai zuciyata tace malam kawai ka leƙa kaga meke faruwa, wata zuciyar kuma tace a'a kada ka leƙa.

To ganinan a tsaye ina saƙe-saƙe a raina shin meya kamata nayi, nan dai na yanke shawarar ficewa, kawai na juya da nufin fita daga falon sai naji wani ƙaraji da ƙarfi kamar za'a kashe wata. Bara uba ai da sauri na juya na nufi wannan ɗaki, wuhhhh!! bala'i !! ai abinda na gani shi ake kira rikicin duniya.

Yadda ake cin mace part 2

Ba wani abu na gani ba face anti Ilham ƙanwar anti Hussaina a zindir akan katifa tanata caccaka yatsa a cikin durinta tana ihu washh ashhhh!!! domin ga ƙofar wawakeken ramin gindinta a buɗe tana feshin ruwa ayyyshhh!!! kasan balagaggen yaro ai nan da nan nima na nemi nutsuwa ta na rasa domin kuwa lafceciyar bulalar burata ta miƙe tsaye yadda kasan sandar rake.

Na kalli yamma na kalli kudu naga ba kowa, kuma da alamu gidan ma ba kowa sai ita kaɗai, gashi sai ambaliyar ruwan maniyyi take, fari tas kuwa dashi. Malam ina tsayen nan banje ko ina ba da kallon wannan bala'i, sai naga ta tashi zaune da nufin goge gindinta, kan buu!!! saiko muka yi ido huɗu da ita ta wani janyo bargo da sauri tana rufe jiki.

Nace eh lallai wannan kin rainamin hankali yoto mene ban gani ba, taje Umar yaushe ka shigo nan? nace tun lokacin da gindinki yake kwararar da ruwa, ta ɗan yamutse fuska sannan tace na roƙeka please ka rufamin asiri, kasan motsa sha'awar mace ji muke kamar zamu mutu idan ba'a ci mu ba. 

Nace to na rantse da ubangijin da yayi ruwa da iska saina gayawa anti Hussaina abinda naga kina yi, haba nan fa ta taso na nufo wajena da sauri tana yimin magiya, naga dai tana neman rungumeni kawai na ruga falo, haka ta sako wata doguwar abayarta ta biyoni da gudu tana roƙona, ni kuma allan baran na kafe saina tona mata asiri. Har dai na gaji da guje-guje na tsaya, hankalina ya koma kan yan matasan lumtsuma-lumtsuman nonuwanta masu jan hankali.

Na kau da kai karma a samu matsala aiko da zuwanta na rungumeni kawai naji wani lugubgub da wani shegen taushi da ɗumi ya rufeni, haba saiko na zama yadda kasan gunki, Ilham ta cigaba da bani haƙuri ni kuma na kasa magana ma. Burata ta fara miƙewa sha'awata ta soma sulalowa kawai nasa hannu na turata baya da ƙarfi ta faɗa kan kujera......... .......... uhmmm uhmmm.

Kaga maigida kalli gabanka da kai nake mai karatu ba wani abu na aikata ba, 🤣 amma dai da yiwuwar sai naci anti Ilham, bayan ta faɗa kan kujera sai na juya na nufi hanyar ficewa daga cikin gidan, na hau mashin ɗina na kama hanyar anguwarmu.

Yadda ake cin mace 2

Tafiya nake amma gaba ɗaya kaine ya dau chaji, ina faɗin dama haka motsa sha'awar mace yake, har suna cin kansu ah lallai akwai rigima kenan, a haka dai har na ƙaraso izuwa gida na shiga ciki mama ta tambayeni saƙonta nace wallahi antin bata nan sai ...

Tace saeme nace ba komai sai mukulli na gani a ƙofar gidan, sai tace wata ƙila unguwa taje, nace na dai fi tunanin haka.

Abincinka yana ɗaki na kai maka nace yauwa na wuce ɗakina. Har izuwa yanzu ban daina hango kyawawan nonuwan anti Ilham ba.

Ilham dai ƙanwar anti Hussaina ne matar kawuna Musa, wanda shi kuma ya kasance kanin mamata ne, Ilham budurwa ce galleliya wato kyakkyawar mace ce mai aji da kamun kai amma yau dai abinda na gani ya tabbatar min yawancin matan nan masu siffar waliyyai kawai dai kawai dai, domin shegantakar da suke ƙullawa su suka san kalarta. 

Doguwa dai-dai gwargwado kuma fara tas domin ko anti Hussaina ma fara ma, gata da baki ɗan cuwet dan nima yana burgeni saboda zaiyi daɗin sumbata, tareda faffaɗan kwankwasonta wanda saboda faɗin idan ta saka kaya sai kaga tamkar zanenta zai tsage.

kasan motsa sha'awar mace wannan kalami yana ƙara dawomin a raina, Ilham tanada manya-manyan ɗuwaiwai luƙa-luƙa masu tsini da taushi wanda suke juyawa yadda ya kamata lokacin da take tafiya domin nasha gani saidai na kau da kai. idan kuwa ana maganar nonuwa to ko uwar mugu baza ta nuna tsayayyu kuma ruƙaƙƙun nonuwa ba masu taushi da santsi gamida jan hankalin saurayi.

Gashi idan tana magana kamar bata so, kai anti Ilham akwai zaƙin murya choiii ɗin kenan.  Duk fa maganar nan dana keyi abinci na gabana na kasa ci saboda tunanin Ilham, can sai wata zuciyar tace dani kawai ka faɗa wa anti Hussaina wata kuma tace indai kai mahaukaci ne to sae kaje ka faɗa.

Haka na soma cin abinci ina tunani banma san na cinye ba, nasha ruwa sannan na kwanta domin yin bacci in ɗan rage gajiya, kwanciya ta kenan bacci ya ɗauke ni.

Na cika ɗaki na munsharin bacci saboda dama na gaji, himm.... himmmm.

Na rantse na fasa faɗa mata kiyi haƙuri kiyi haƙuri ki ƙyaleni anti Ilham, Ilham na turani kan wani katafaren gado mai laushi ina ihu tana ciremin wando tayi zindir itama ta tuɓe kayanta tayi zigidir nunannun luƙa-luƙan nonuwanta suka leƙo waje suna walai walai na kau da kai ina cewa anti kiyi haƙuri, ga burata ta miƙe sosai.

Yadda ake cin mace part 3

Haka anti Ilham na nufoni zata danne tana cewa dan nace maka motsa sha'awar mace musamman irina ba abun mamaki bane, shine kake cewa saika tonamin asiri, to yau saika cini kaga kenan sai kaje ka gayawa yayata cikin kwanciyar hankali, haka ta karamin cibiyarta akan tawa ta soma tsotsemin harshe tana wani lumshe idanu ina ashhhh!!! kiyi haƙuri, amma ina ta ci-gaba da da gogamin nonuwanta a jikina.

Tasa hannu ta cafke golayena tana murzawa gamida shafa jikina nan da nan sha'awa ta miƙe nima na biye mata muka soma sabon gumurzu akan gado, na kama manya-manyan ɗuwaiwai ina lagudawa ina matsawa kai badai laushi ba.

Ta kama kaciyar burata ta soka cikin jiƙaƙƙen gutsunta ayyyyyshhh!!!! tayi wani ihu ai kuwa na soma natsa mata bura cif cif cif ina caccaka mata gwatso pat-pat-pat muna wani gurnani Uwwwshh hushhhh!!!!!! gaskiya anti Ilham akwai daɗi kamar zuma. ina cinta tana cina wayyo daɗi ayyyshhh!!! domin sai bugamin gwatsoo take burata tana shigewa cikin gindinta tana fitowa. 

Ina Ashhh!!! wushhh!!! ishh!! burata tana feshin ruwa ayyyshhh!! zutttt!! cikin ramin gindin Ilham, buɗe ido nayi na ganni ina cin katifata, ashe mafarki ne.

Yadda ake cin mace 3

Daga-nan na yanke shawarar kawai na rufe kaza cikin gashinta wato na rufawa anyi Ilham asiri, idan na faɗa ma ba wata bara uba za ayi ba, tunda ba kwartanci tayi da wani ba.

Yau asabar da safe misalin ƙarfe takwas saiga Ilham tazo gidanmu bayan sun gaisa da yan gida take tambayar ina nake, sai gata a ɗakina ina break fast, nace laa anti Ilham kece a gidan namu, ta kalleni ta harareni tace ba dole ka ganni a gidanku ba tunda so kake ka jami'an bala'i nace wallahi da wasa nake miki.

Sai kuwa tayi wani guntun murmushi 😊 tace yauwa na gode amma zanso kayimin wata alfarma, nace tame kuwa, dan Allah ka mayar dani gida bani da kuɗin ɗan sahu, can kuma sai naji kiran mama tace mu tafi tareda Ilham na karɓo mata saƙonta nace tohh.

Na ɗauki mashin ɗin baba saboda yayi tafiya izuwa ƙauye, muka kula nida Ilham har gidan anti Hussaina, bayan mun shiga naji tamkar yau ma anti Hussaina bata nan, ashe kuwa hakan ne.

Yadda ake cin mace last

Ilham ta wuce ɗaki ni kuma ina falo can sai naji tayi ƙara wayyo Umar zan mutu ƙadangare a ɗakina na ruga domin yin taimako, da shigata da rufe ƙofa nace Ilham menene haka tace bari ka gani nan fa muka soma kokawa a cikin ɗaki, kafin nayi wani yunkuri tuni ta jefani kan katifa, ta cire kayanta duka nonuwanta sukayi wani tsalle waje ai kawai na miƙa wuya, domin na more rayuwata tunda a mafarki ma naci, gwanda ayi da gaske ma.

uwwshhhh!!! Ashhh!! ihun Ilham ne ke tashi yayinda tayimin wani kyakkyawan GOHO ina caccaka mata bura fat fat fat Ina cinta ushhh!!! wayyo daɗi. Ni bamma tsaya motsa sha'awar mace ba kawai na hau cinta bayan yan rungume rungume, soka mata bura nake cewa  take Umar cini da ƙarfi dai sokamin burarka caccaka gwatso.

Yadda ake cin mace last

Gumi ya rufemu ya mamaye mu gurnani ashhhhhhhhhhh!! kawai ihun daɗi nake ashhhh!!!! wuhhww!! ina caccaka gwatso pat-pat-pat wayy0 ashh ayyyyyshhh ishhhhh soka dai Umar sai ruwa zuttt zutt ina feshin ruwa cikin kogon lubiyar gutsunta ayyyyyshhh!!! itama ta soma zubar ruwa haka muka ci-gaba da cin juna har ...... yanzu haka munanan muna cin duri ka kuwa san ribar motsa sha'awar mace.