Kwakular gindi da yatsa da yadda ake shan nono
Da izinin mai duka a yau inason inyi magana akan yadda ake kwakular gindi da yatsa ko nace durin amarya ko ince yadda ake shan gindin uwargida, saboda duk abinda zamu yi ba zamu manta dake ba uwargida ran gida.
Toh! da farko dai ubangiji ya samar da abunda ake cewa duri ko muce gindi. Shi gindi ko duri wani abun halitta dake zaune daram a tsakanin cinyoyin mata, wanda ya kasance yanada matuƙar amfani iri daban-daban kama daga aihuwar yaran da muke matuƙar ƙauna wanda muke tunanin zasu taimake mu wata rana. Ta fannin jima'i kuwa tofa ba'a magana domin dadinsa ya wuce kwatance ko ayi misali amma duk da haka zamu ce wani abu akan daɗin gindi.
Gindi yanada wani irin samfurin katafaren dadi wanda na rantse ko kuÉ—i bai kaishi daÉ—i ba! domin kuwa idan kana da kuÉ—i ma kaida kanka saika neme shi ta hanyar iskanci wato hole rayuwa ko kuma hanyar halal ta aure. Wannan dalili ne yasa ina mugun jinjina muku mata akan abunda mahalicci yayi muku.
Kafin dai takai ga sahibinki ko mijinki ya samu damar tsotsar gindi da nono na habibiyarsa to akwai matakan daya kamata kema kanki ki É—auka saboda inganta masa jindaÉ—i dason cigaba da nuna miki soyayyarsa a gareki.
Da farko dai hajiya mai kyau ya kamata ki rinka aske gabanki yadda ya kamata daga lokaci zuwa lokaci sosai, sannan kuma ki rinka buɗeshi idan kin shirya za kiyi bacci saboda yasha iska, kuma yanada matuƙar amfani ki rinka tsarki da ruwan dumi, ki rinƙa sa tsumma kina matsashi yadda dai ya kamata, ki rinƙa shafa mishi mayuka wanda aka yisu domin hakan da turare sosai.
kuma ki rinka shan ruwan kwakwa, ruwan zogale ki ƙara ki rinƙa shan madaran gongoni tareda zuma, yadda zaki haɗa madaran gongoni kuwa shine ki zuba madarar cokali guda biyu cikin kofi da zuma saiki kaɗashi sosai, saiki rinƙa sha kowane safiya toh! ina tabbatar miki da cewa idan kinayin haka idan maigida ko alhaji yazo tarawa dake sai ya kusan suma saboda tsabar jindadi! saboda zakiyi wani irin dadi na musamman sosai, gindinki kuma zai matse yadda ya kamata, kuma baza ki dinga kawowa da sauri ba, kuma wani ruwa mai madarar shegen daɗi zai rinka fitowa daga cikin durinki kafin ya kasance kin kawo.
Toh kuma na dawo gareka ango ko kuma nace maigida idan ka shigo ɗaki wajen muhibba ɗinka ba kawai zaka faɗa mata da tsotsar gindi da nono bane a'a. Idan ka shiga ciki kaja babynka a jiki ina nufin ka kaɗan rungumeta kaji ɗumin jikinta kaima taji naka, sannan cikin salo da iyawa ka fara cire mata kaya, kaima ka tube naka ya zamana kun koma zindir! wato itama zindir! saika fara kissing wato sumbatan bakinta, kuma ba kamar zaka cinye mata harshe ba, a hankali cikin natsuwa da jindaɗi, ka rinƙa zuko harshenta kaman wanda ya samu alewar pop up lollipop, ka rinƙa shafa mata kunne, kana rinka matsa mata nonuwanta kaɗan kaɗan!
Ka ɗan gurin kan nononta kana sa harshenka kana mulmulashi kana tsotsa hmn wayyooooo dadi nan take za kaga ta rikice za kaji tana wani miƙa mashi tana wash! wash! wayyo dadi! tana wani shegen miƙa sosai! can idan kasa hannunka cikin gindinta zaka ji duk ya jiƙe sosai! ruwan durinta suna kwararowa daga kwarmin durinta saboda irin haɗin da take sha na kayan ni'ima, sai kasa hannunka wurin zaka ji wani ɗan abu ƙarami dake saman durinta wanda hausawan arewa suke cewa maigadi.
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Kwakular gindi da yatsa rest
To wannan abun daɗi shi zaka rinƙa mulmulashi kana ɗan kaishi sama kana ɗan dawowa dashi ƙasa! wai! haba malam idan ana mutuwa a dawo to na rantse a wannan lokaci zata mutu sannan ta dawo. Kai saboda masifar daɗi ko ance maza tashi ga barayi sun shigo da bindiga ba zata tashi ba! sai ka kuma dawowa kuma izuwa cikin durinta kana ɗan caccaka mata yatsu a hankali kana shiga kana fita.
Nasan kafin zuwan wani lokaci tuni uwargida ko kuma amarya zata fita cikin hayyacinsa, ta cigaba da zillo da wucin daɗi, sannan a wannan lokaci zata ji ba wanda take so da ƙauna irinka sannan kuma zata dinga son kasancewa koda yaushe a tare da kai.
Wayyo dadi soyayya ruwan zuma wanda ya rasa masoyiya ko wacce ta rasa masoyi ina ganin kamar tayi asarar rayuwa mai dadi, dan ko ba komai kin karɓi ni'imar cin duri ki kawo ki more rayuwarki a kyauta.
Yauwa na dawo gareka ango ko nace mai maigida, kayi sani cewa tsotsarn gindi da nono abu ne mai matuƙar muhimmanci a rayuwa a zamantakewar aure domin a samu zaman lafiyar zaman tare da ɗorewa kwanciyar hankali. koda ba anan ba ya kamata ka cigaba da neman ilimin yadda zaka jiyawa matarka dadi.
Yauwa bayan ka shafe doron durin amarya ko uwargida, sai kuma kabi a hankali ka bajeta akan katafaren gadonku, kayi mata yadda ake yiwa wake da shinkafa akan tray idan ana so yasha iska, kuma yanada matuƙar amfani ka gwale cinyoyinta domin samun abinda kakeso ya fito fili yadda ya kamata. Hmm bayan gwala-gwalai na kayan ni'ima sun bayyana saika ɗan yi mata kiss akan ƙofar gindinta, za kaga ta ɗanyi wani zabura kamar zata gudu, tofa ba guduwa zata yi ba, a'a daɗi ya shigeta wanda wannan shine fatanmu.
A hankali cikin natsuwa saika soma tsotsaye mata duri, kana sha kana É—an zukewa kana kuma É—an soka harshe cikin kogon lubiyar zumar durinta, Ashhh oshhh!!! tun kanayi a hankali sai kuma ka koma da sauri, kana sha kana caccaka gwatso da harshe, daga-nan kuma za kaga amarya ta dimauce ta hargitse ta fita a hayyacinta, tana nishi sama-sama ashhhh osiiishhhhh!!!! ta É—an gantsalo maka gindi cikin baki.
Idan ka tabbatar ta gamsu da tsotsar gindin daka yi mata, sai kuma a hankali ka shiga ƙofar garin zazzagawa wato kogon durinta ka soma ɗan cinta kana ɗan caccaka mata kaciyar bura har ka samo kanta.
Anan muka kawo ƙarshen wannan rubutu namu na yadda ake kwakular gindi da yatsa, asha soyayya lahiya.
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