Auren kwangila part 1
Sabon labarin wani dan iskan alhajin birni na auren kwangila, ah, to mutum mai son cin duri idan bai yi aure ba, me zaiyi. Wannan dalili shine ya saka alhaji neman mata na bala'i wato yaci a gida yaci a waje. Auren kwangila kuwa indai ka iya kawalci tofa ka karbi kudin alhaji.
wayyo, wayyo na shiga uku Buba kar ka kashe ni, wayyo ashh ishhh, haka lantana ke cije lebe, yayinda Buba ke cigaba da zunduma mata bura. Yana wani gurnani tamkar wani zaki yana pat pat pat, kugunta ya kara damkewa yadda ya kamata sosai, ya cigaba da antaya mata gwatso. Idan yaji yana neman kawowa sai ya koma cinta a hankali, yayinda burar ke wani shigewa cikin gindin Lantana mai santsi da maiko. Buba cewa yake gaskiya lantana gobe ma zamu kara. Ita dai lantana gaba daya bura ta cika mata kogon gindi da kyar take iya magana saboda tsabar dadi. Cewa take washhh oshh, kai dai ka cigaba da cina. Buba ya dage yana bubbuga mata wutsiya kamar zata fasata, idan ya zunguri wani dan tsoka dake can cikin gindin sai yayi wani ihun dadi, ita kuwa lantana sai kaga tayi wani zillo kamar zata ruga.
Lantana bari in kwanta ki hau kan ruwan cikina in cigaba da baki dadi, kafin ya gama rufe baki tuni lantana ta janye rafsheshen duwaiwanta, nan fa ta nan jujjuyashi sukur sukur, sannan ta hau saman Buba lokacin da ya daga burarsa sama, cikin wani kuzari Buba ya soma goggoga kan kaciyarsa a kofar gindin yana walwala burar. Lantana shafa saman gutsunta take da tafin hannu tana nishi hushh. Haka ta cigaba da sosa gindinta tana shafa miyau domin bura ta shiga sosai, WUWWSH, suka yi wata kara yayinda Buba ya lafta mata katon burarsa, washh dadi haka Buba yace. Ya damke kwankwason lantana ya cigaba da kumsa mata kaciya. Lantana kuwa ta kara dimaucewa tana gurnani ushh,ishh. Buba wannan gindi naka yana shigata soka dai can ciki kar ka dinga tsayawa, yushh ashhh lantana ta dawo da hannunta baya ta dora kan cikin Buba. Saida suka shafe kusan minti biyar Buba na cin durin Lantana sannan suka soma kawowa. Nan fa suka dinga kankame juna suna ahh ahh ashh, yayinda wani samfurin gumi ke gangarowa akan goshinsu. Duk fa wannan bala'i cin duri da ake a labarin auren kwangila cikin gonar wani tsoho ne.
Jikin lantana duk ya baci da kasa, musamman jikin Buba, wanda yadda kasan an tono shi daga cikin rami, jikinsa yayi dama-dama da jar kasa. Can kuma sai suka jiyo wata murya daga nesa wato baba tsoho ya nufo gona. Cikin sauri Buba da Lantana suka kwashe kayansu suka soma gudu suna dariya, hhhh, washh yau fa munsha dadi cewar Lantana, masoyina gobe ai zamu dawo ko? Haba eh mana ai dole zamu dawo gobe.
Auren kwangila part 2
Lantana dai budurwar Buba ce wacce ke mugun son sa wanda saboda so ko me yace tayi masa, to Lantana saita yi, shiyasa kusan kullum sai ya cita, dama gata da muguwar sha'awa. Lantana irin matan nan ce masu girman jiki gata da manya-manyan nonuwa tamkar kan mangwaro gata da shirga-shirgan duwaiwai wanda sabida girmansu saika rike su da hannuwanka biyu ba tareda daka rufe bari daya ba.
Baka ce mai dan kyau ba laifi, yanzu haka idan ban fada ba dai dai ba, lantana ba zata haura shekara sha takwas ba. Amma idan ka gantsa sai kace takai shekara ashirin da biyar domin komai yaji sosai, nonuwa sun bantsalo duwaiwai sun zazzago sannan gindi yayi gashi.
To fa wannan shine halin Alhaji Buba wanda a yanzu haka ya zama mai kudi. Shiyasa auren kwangila ba kama kafar yaro. Jiya ma an kawo masa wata amarya mai suna Zuby, ita kuwa dama wannan amarya yar bariki ce, domin auren kwangila wanda aka yi da alhaji Buba damfararsa aka yi domin wata tsohuwar karuwa ce aka kawo masa a matsayin budurwa. Yanda abin ya faru kuwa shine wata rana alhaji Buba ya fita da mota zuwa kasuwa, inda yake gudanar da kasuwancinsa, bayan ya gama lissafi da yaronsa ya kamo hanya tareda wani kawalinsa mai kawo masa mata mai suna Iliya. Suna cikin tafiyar ne Alhaji ya cewa Iliya yau kuma wacce aka samo min, cikin dariya hh Iliya yace ai alhaji ina gaya maka kawai mu wuce ganima hotel domin yau na samo wata zankadediyar yarinya yar bana bakwai domin yarinya mai jiki kirar coca cola.
Nan fa suka tafa da alhaji suna dariya,hhhhhhh kace yau zan ci yadda nake so kenan, alhaji ya watsawa Iliya bandir din yan dari biyar-biyar yace kana aiki me kyau. Nan ya soma tuka mota da gudu ya tunkari ganima hotel domin yau akwai rakarkashewa, shifa sarkin auren kwangila bai san adadin matan daya aura ya saki ba, sannan bai san adadin matan da yaci a rayuwarsa ba, kullum bashi da aiki sai yaci gindi yaci na zawara yaci na budurwa yaci na matan aure, kullum aikinsa kenan.
Yau ma sarkin auren kwangila ya samo sabuwa, domin yau ta musamman ce, bayan ya shiga cikin dakin hotel, nan fa idonsa yaci karo da wata kyakkyawar yarinya, doguwa fara tas da ita, idan ka ganta sai kace ita tayi kanta sabida kyanta, gata da manyan damatsa wato nonuwanta sun zauna a kirji yadda ake so, mulai mulai dasu, Alhaji Buba ya cije lebe yace washh, yayi kasa kan kwankwasonta yana zumudi, kamar alhaji zai fadi nan fa ya saki wani ihu wuhuhuw, gaskiya iliya yau kayi aiki mai kyau. Nan wannan budurwa ta yiwa alhaji murmushi fararen hakoranta suka fito waje, sai kawai ya fadi kasa yana birgima, haka ta dinga yi masa inkiya da hannu wato ya taho.
Buban auren kwangila ya tashi da sauri ya nufi inda take, yana zuwa ta rungumeshi ta soma cire masa kaya, burar Buba tuni ta mike tayi sangamgam a cikin wandon babbar rigarsa. Samira ta cafke kan kaciyar alhaji yayi wani kara wayyyyyooooo yarinya. Ta soma cire masa babbar riga tana cigaba da matsa burarsa. Ai kafin wani lokaci tuni saiga sarkin auren kwangila zindir, ishhhhh washhhhhh, wayyyyyoo, ya dimauce yayinda Samira ke tsotsaye burarsa, idan tasha tasha sai kaga ta turata can cikin makogwaronta tana kakari, alhaji tunda yake bai taba haduwa da wacce tasan yadda ake shan bura irin wannan yarinya, domin kamar ta cinye burar haka take.
Auren kwangila last part
Alhaji yaji bala'in sha'awa ya isheshi kawai ya tura Samira kan gado ya turmushe, ita kuwa ta bashi dama. Nan ta cire tayi zigidir tana tura masa kofar gindinta wai alamun ya sha mata duri. Alhaji ya caka mata yatsa cikin durin yana jijjigawa tana wani karkarwa tana kara turowa, kafin wani lokaci durinta ya fara maiko. Ya tura mata harshe cikin kogon duri yana tsotsa yana karari washhhh, oishhhh, ishhh, take kawai. Haka ta rike kan sarkin auren kwangila a tsakankanin jinyoyinta, tana kara danna kan alhaji, tana kara waiiiiiiiiiii iiishh.
Can Samira ta soma kiran wayyyyo alhaji ya soka min burarsa ka soma cina, nan fa alhaji ya janyota bakin gado ya gwale cinyoyinta, nan fa kofar durin ya bude tana wani dan maiko, ya tofa mata miyau sannan ya janyo sandar burarsa ya soma turawa ciki, ji kake sululuf sululuf yana nutsa mata kaciya yana gurnanin tamkar yana kuka, yana wani cacccaka gwatso yana bugawa suna ihu, washhhhhh wayyyyyy ishhhhh, ya kwanta a kanta ya rufeta gaba daya yana cinta yana gurnani, haka ya dinga suburbudan gindinta yana wani cakwal cakwal fat fat uyyyyy wayyo dadi, ya janyota ya tura gaba tayi masa goho ya mari fuskar fakeken duwawunta, ya shafi kofar durin, sannan ya kara danna mata bura can ciki ya cigaba da cinta, uw uw uw uw haka yarinya keyi tana kankame bargo tana gumi, shi kuwa ya mike tsaye tamkar wani rakumi yana aiki. Nan fa dadin wannan kuka nata ya kara bashi kuzari ya takarkare ya kara wangale kafa, yana gurnani ya dinga tafka mata wutsiya yana ihu shhhhhh ushhhhh. Wani ruwa mai dumi ya soma ambaliya daga kofar burarsa yana cika mata kwarmin duri yana suna gurnani nan itama nata ruwan ya soma zuwa ta dinga feshi. Har bacci ya sace su.
Bayan alhaji yaci gindi yayi gida, a hanya ne ya hadu da haduwarsa, domin wata sabuwar yarinya a hanya ya shiga ya fita ya aureta shi yana tunanin ya auri sabuwa ashe tsohuwar yar bariki ce amma akwai ta da kyau, gashi yanzu sarkin auren kwangila ya shiga hannu. Haka ta dinga juyayi yanda take so sai abinda tace yayi yake, haka alhaji ya zama mijin tace sauran matansa cewa suke alhaji yayi gamo, saboda tunda ta shigo alhaji Buba sarkin auren kwangila ya daina bayar da kwangilar aure, domin kwata kwata ya fita a hayyacinsa, to abinda ya kama ceshi kenan, labari yazo karshe, ku wataya kuji dadinku.
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