Yadda ake wasa da gaban namiji section 1
Antyn wani saurayi me faɗin " gindi dadi hausa novel " daga zuwa gyaran hali, ta ƙara gayyato wani. 😳 Ana yinta a wannan labari na Yadda ake wasa da gaban namiji.
Ɗan saurayi yana_nan kwance ga wani sauti yana tashi a cikin kunnensa, kawai sai yaga baƙon mutum ya fito daga dakin Antinsa wato Altine cikin sauri. Gashi yana ɗingishi kuma yana ɗaura belt__din wandonsa. Ya cire earpiece ɗin dake kunnensa, Sannan ya zabura. Yana kallon wanda yake fitowar. Tabɗijam ashe [Sani] ne na unguwarsu.
Sai jafar yace, "Sani?"
Sani__yace, "na'am __Jafar".
Jafar___yace, "Sani yaya nake ganin hawaye a idonka. Kuma hallau me kake yi a cikin gidanmu. Naga kana fitowa daga ɗakin Anti__Altine?"
Sani__yace, "00hh babu komai, gida zan__tafi".
Jafar__yace, " to amma me kake cikin gidanmu. Ya akai ma har ka shiga cikin ɗaki kuma?"
Sani__yaga Jafar ya taso masa da nufin dukansa haiƙan, gashi duk wani ɗan guntun ƙarfinsa Altine ta shanyeshi. Ita kanta tafiyar ma da kyar yake yinta. Waɗansu hawaye suka nemi su kwace masa daga ido, cikin alamun kuka yace, "wallahi antinku Altine ce tace na kawo mata ziyara, kuma bayan nazo tayimin fyade" har saida na dinga cewa wayyo gindina dadi.
Jafar__yace, "fyade__kuma". kana nufin cin gindi kenan
Sani ya taƙarƙare ya tattaro ɗan sauran kuzarinsa, ya zuba a guje waje ya fice. Ya bar Jafar nan yana mamakin abin gami da riƙe da baki.
Jafar__yaji maganar wani bambaraƙwai. Sai ya nufi ɗakin Anti__Altine, domin yaga meke wakana. Haba yana shiga ɗakin ya tarar da Anti Alti kwance akan gado zigidir. Ta rufe idanuwa tana shasshafa gindinta. Tana__cewa, "uhmmm__ahhhhh, yauwa Sani ƙara komawa zagaye na biyu kaji. Ahhhhhh daɗi wayyyo daɗi".
Sai Jafar yay eemm da murya, yace, "Anti Altine kece haka?"
Altine ta wani zabura da sauri, ta janyi mayafi ta rufe___jikinta. Tana--faɗin, "Jafar menene haka. Ya zaka shigomin ɗaki bako alamar sallama. Kawai ka shigo kana kallanmin tsiraici. Wallahi saina gayawa iyayenka iskancin dakamin".
Jafar__yace, "au bayan kin gama yiwa Sani fyade ɗin kuma. Ai nasan komi da komi, kuma idan kinada zarra ki gaya musu na shigo miji ɗaki na ganki ɗin, kinga nima sai na gaya musu me kika yi wato kin samu bawan Allah kinyi masa fyaɗe ".
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Yadda ake wasa da gaban namiji 2
Altine tayi shiru, jikinta yayi sanyi. Tana mutukar tsoron yayanta wato baban Jafar. Tunda aurenta ya mutu, ta dan fara bin maza a kauyensu ana cin durinta, sai ya maido ta nan gidansa da zama. Ya saka mata ido a komai nata. Ko fita waje ba'a barinta ballema ta samu maciyin gindinta, gata da muguwar sha'awa sosai. Shine bayan ta samu yayanta sunyi tafiya, daga ita sai ɗan shi a gidan, sai taje ta gayyato Sani domin yaci gindinta, ko ta ɗan ji daɗi. Yanzu kuma tasan kashinta ya bushe idan yaya yaji labarin ta kawo namiji yacita har cikin gidanshi.
Sai ta fara yin wani ɗan murmushi, tace, " haba Jafaru kayi haƙuri, kuskure__ne. Bari nayi wanka inzo falo musa labulen magana. Kayi haƙuri".
Jafar yace, "to shikenan. Sai kin zo din, ina fa jiran ki a falo".
Altine tace, "to, amma fa kar ka buga masu waya. Ka taimaka min".
Jafar yace, "to kiyi sauri".
Sannan Altine ta tashi tumurr-tumur, Jikinta na rawa ta faɗa bayi. Jafar ya koma falo ya zauna domin jiranta, domin ta fito ta bashi baasin meya faru yaji yanda lamarin ya kasance.
Cikin ɗan ƙanƙanin lokaci Anty Altine ta fito falo har gun Jafar. Ta zauna kujerar dake fuskantarshi tana bashi haƙuri. Jafar yace "karki damu ba komai. Amma Yanzu ta gaya masa yanda akai har wani ƙato yazo gidansu, kuma ace har ya fita yana wani kukan munafunci wai anty masa fyade shi ga ɗan iska.
Altine__tace, "wallahi banyi masa fyaɗe ba. Cin durina yayi kamar yanda akecin kowace mace. Kawai bashi da juriya ne ta fannin cin gindi shine ya kasa yin komi".
Jafar__yace, "to ya akayi har ya shigo gidan__ nan ma?"
Altine__tace, "dama rannan__ne dana fita, zanyi siyayya a wani shago. To kasan dama sani suna zama a ƙofar shagon majalisarsu suna hira. Ina cikin tafiya shagon sai na kula Sani yanata kallon surar jikina yana wani lashe baki. Dana matso kusa dasu naga idonsa ko kyaftawa baya yi akan nonuwana, yana kallon yadda suke jijjiga yanda suke motsawa. Kuma na kula da wandonsshi na motsi, na hango alamun burarshi ta cika wando. Kawai Nima naji sha'awata ta motsamin, naji ya tayarmin da wata gagarumar sha'awa. Shine dana gama abinda zanyi shagon, na fito zan tafi, saina fara ƙoƙarin janyo hankalinshi da gangan.
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Yadda ake wasa da gaban namiji 3
Sanin cewa idanuwansa na kaina, yasa dana juya zan dawo gida, saina fara rangwaɗa ina karkaɗa ɗuwawuna ina jijjiga kwankwasona. To kuma daman ka sanni da manyan ɗuwawu gani da murguza-murguzan kayan marmari, duk namijin dana kaɗa masa su dole ya rikice. Bayan na gama rausayawa Sani kayan lambu na, saina shiga wani loko inda ba mutane, na tsaya a nan. Saboda nasan a yanda yake bina da wutsiyar ido, dole ne ya biyo bayana ya nuna bukatarshi, indai ya kasance ba matsoraci bane..."
Altine na zuwa nan a zancenta sai Jafar ya ɗan yamutsa fuska, data ambaci kalmar matsoraci. yake ganin kamar dashi ma take. Amma kawai saiya gyada kai alamar , "Inajinki".
Anty Altine ta cigaba da labarin, "kamar yadda nayi tunanin aiko ina tsayen_nan sai gashi da sauri kamar wani doki a sukwane, har wani tuntube yake yana buge ƙafa wajen sauri domin ya riskeni. Yana shanyo kwanar_nan da gudunshi sai muka haɗa ido, sai yayi burki, yana wani sosa ƙeya. Nayi mishi murmushi, sannan__nace__ashe__dai__ba matsoraci bane, zaka iya kawo__ hari?
Sani yace, "Haba babbar mace ai wannan kayan lambu naki duk wanda ya gani ya ƙyale, to Hamago ne".
Nace, "Hmm to kaiɗin me zaka iya taɓukawa a ganinka?"
Sani_yace, "nike sa matan gida ihu har makwabtansu su jiyosu, nine idan na laftawa mace burata har sunan mijinta saita mance. Idan budurwa ce kuwa, har daren farkonta na aure sai tazo tace naci gindinta".
Yanayin wannan maganar ta cin duri sai naji sha'awata ya tashi, naji kamar na ɗage masa siket ɗina a cikin lungu-nan ince ya cini. Gaba ɗaya idanuna sun rikiɗe, durina ya fara ɗigar da ruwa. Kan nonuwan-nan nawa sun kumbura, naji kawai bukatar Sani nake ya cini.
Nace masa, "inason ka cini, amma saidai gashi ansamin tsaro a gidanmu. Yanzu ma saida na nemi izinin cewa zanzi nayi siyayya a shago, kuma idan aka duba lokaci a kaga na daɗe to fa akwai matsala".
Sani__yace, "To yaya za'ayi kenan?"
Saina tuna da cewa abbanku wato yaya yace za suyi tafiya da mamanka anti Karima, kaga kenan daga ni saikai za'a bari a gidan nan. Sai naga itace damar dazan samu na kawo shi gidan_nan.
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Yadda ake wasa da gaban namiji last part
Sai nace__masa, "jibi na tabbata babu kowa a gidanmu, kaban lambar wayarka, zan kiraka a yayin dana shirya a jibin. Sannan kuma ka samo condom saboda tsaro kafin kazo, dan saida condom ake cina".
Anan dai mukayi muchanjan lambar waya har yazo muka haɗu yau, yazo har ya cini".
Bayan tazo nan sai Altine tayi shiru alamar takai ƙarshen labarinta. Jafar yace, " kuma ai naga sani yana hawaye, yacemin kinyi masa fyade".
Altine ta ƙyalkyale da dariya tace, "Wallahi ba fyaɗe nayi masa ba. Ashe raggwo ne, duk ashe kurarin da yayimin a rannan na bogi ne. Abin haushi ma da kaɗan burarshi tafi yatsanka girma idan ta miƙe fa. To dukda naga buran-nan, ban haƙura ba saboda inaso aci durina ina cikin sha'awa. Sai nace ya cini da ƙaramar burarshi. To kuma bayan mun fara sai naga yahau kyarma, saiga ruwa yana tsulalowa zut-zut daga burar tashi, wai har ya kawo ruwa kuma ya gaji. Ni kuma a sannan na farajin daɗin abin. Ni kuma Saina danneshi na cigaba da cinshi ina sukuwa akan burarshi, ya dinga wani ihu yana kuka wai na bari sai ya huta. Ni kuma bazan iya hakuri ba a lokacin sai dana ji na kawo sannan na sauka daga kanshi. Naga Ashe har ya sume ".
Jafar ya tuntsire da dariya yace, "shege Sani, ashe dama makaryaci ne. Haka yake zuwa majalisar mu ya dinga zuba mana karyar yanmatan da yake ci, yana fadin yanda suke kuka suna rokonshi ya tsaya su huta idan yana labta masu bura. Ashe shegen in aka saka shi a duri har sumewa yake".
Altine__tayi murmushi __dai, tace, "yanzu kaga ba maganar ka sanar da Yayana wannan batu, ka rufamin asiri abar maganar_nan".
Jafar__ yace, "ba'a yi haka ba kuwa? Ai nima sai kinmin wata alfarma ɗaya sannan zan haƙura".
Altine ta dafe ƙirjinta, tace, "haba Jafar nifa Antinka ce, ƙanwar babanka fa, ya za'ayi na baka gindina kaci?"
Jafar yace, " huh toni kikaji nayi wani maganar ki bani gindi? Ni ba durinki nakeso ba, durin wata yarinya Salima nake so. Kuma Na rasa yanda zanyi, kullum idan naje saita dinga nunamin wai ita ustaziyace. Da kyar wataran na samu na taɓa hannunta, kuma shima ina taɓawa ta fara sallalami tana cewa wai wani haramun, saura kaɗan ma tayimin dukan___tsiya.............
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