Ya cire mata kaya part 1
To jama'a mun sake kawo maku wani shirin mai suna ya cire mata kaya, na yaran zamani. masu leken iyayensu tsakiyar dare, daga nan kuma sai su ruga daki su gwada yanda suka ga iyayen nayi.
"kin duba yaran can sunyi bacci kuwa?" Mansur ya tambayi matarsa Ummi.
Ummi ta amsa da cewa, "Eh na saka sun kwanta kuma na kashe wutar dakinsu."
Mansur yayi wani guntun mumushi sannan yace, "to kema sai ki taho mu kwanta ko."
Ummi ta ɗan yamutsa fuska cikin shagwaɓa tace, "dear har yanzu fa ban warke ba tun daren jiya jikina ciwo yake, ba zaka yimin haƙuri ba yau."
cewa yayi, "Uhmm! Ke dai kawai na fuskanci dama baki son farincikina naga alama."
Ummi kwata kwata bata son abinda zai batama mijinta rai, sai kuwa tayi wuf ta soma cire rigar baccin dake jikinta, sannan ta nufo gadon da sauri tareda cewa, "dear ba haka bane bafa, kasan bana son fushin nan naka ko."
Mansur ya kalleta cikin murmushi, ya cire mata kaya, habawa! yaga nonuwan nan nata masu narkar da zuciya a gabansa ta turo masa, bayan ya cire mata kaya kenan, nan fa ya kama nono É—aya ya É—an matsa tareda murza kan nonon. Ashh!! nan take Ummi ta lumshe idanuwa cikin jin-dadi.
Yace, "to ko kefa, wannan harkar fa itace morewarmu ko."
Ummi tace, "amma dai one round zaka yi ko my honey?"
Mansur yaga ta langaɓe kai tareda bata fuska kamar tayi kuka. Shima bayason yaga kyakkyawar Umminsa tana bata rai, idan yaga ranta ya ɓaci ko tana bata fuska sai yaji tamkar zuciyarsa zata fashe.
Hakan yasa mansur ya rungumota jikinsa yace, "Shhshshsh Babyna, na fasa cin ma gaba-daya, muyi baccinmu kawai."
To! fa nan ake yinta, domin Ummi in dai ta san Mansur yana buƙatar abu, to fa duk yanda zata yi sai tayi domin ya samu wannan abu, balle kuma ace durinta yake so har ace bai samu ba, ai hakan bama zai yiwu ba. Gashi kuma har ya cire mata kaya.
Tace, "a'a dear zamu ci gindi mana, amma gaskiya Hmm Ni dai one round."
Mansur yace, "a'a Ummina, nifa na fasa yi. Muyi baccinmu kawa"
Ummi cewa tayi, "wallahi sai kayi baby"
Mansur yace, "ba zanyi ba fa."
Ummi tace, "niko na rantse maka sai ka cini my Lobby"
Yace, "ni gaskiya na hakura lobby, bana ma jin sha'awar yanzu gaba É—aya."
Kawai ba sai Ummi ta rushe da kuka ba 'wiwiwi'. Nan fa Mansur ya dago fuskarta a rikice yana cewa, "Baby na meya faru, me ya same ki haka Lobby na?" Dama Mansur ya cire mata kaya, ga luntsuma-luntsuman nonuwan nan a tsaye.
Cikin kuka Ummi tace, "ka bani ayabarka, ka cini kar son bura ya kashe ni dear."
Mansur yace, "an gama indai bura ce to mallakinki ce duk sanda kike buƙatar abinki sai a baki."
Ashe kukan munafurci Ummi take, sai ta ƙyalƙyale da dariya tareda kai hannunta kan wandonsa ta soma shafa kaciyar burarsa, Wayyo Mansur! Ashe burarsa a zankale take tunda ya cire mata kaya, yana cikin matsanancin bukatar matarsa. Don kawai ya faranta mata rai shiyasa yace ya fasa cinta ɗazu. Ai ko hannunta na sauka akan burar_nan, sai ga mazziyi tsut yana tsurtuwa.
Ya cire mata kaya part 2
Dama Ummi tuni Mansur ya cire mata kaya a zindir take. Shi kuma Mansur wani ɗan ƙaramin gajeren wando ne a jikinsa. Sai fa Ummi ta tura hannu cikin wandon-nan nasa ta cigaba da luliya kaciyarsa tana murzawa. Ta sama kuwa suka manne bakinsu suna shan leben juna, hannun Mansur kuwa na cafkar nonuwanta masu taushi.
"Ya cire mata kaya? Sun fara cin durin?" Jamila ta tambayi ɗan'uwanta, yayinda ta ƙaraso inda jamilu yake a tsugunne, a bakin ƙofa yana leken abinda ke faruwa.
Jamilu yace, "Shsshh ki daina É—aga murya wawuya, sai sun jiki kija mana masifa aci ubanmu ko!"
Jamila dai ta kalli Jamilu taga hannunsa na cikin wandosa sai faman murza tsuliyarsa yake yana kara leƙa ɗakin. Ta tsugunna a gefensa tareda leƙawa itama domin ganin wainar da ake toyawa. Nan taga ashe har ya cire mata kaya, ta soma kallon iyayen nasu na sumbatar juna, ga kuma can babansu Mansur yana kama nonon Mamansu, ita kuma Mamar hannunta na cikin wandonsa tana wasa da burarshi.
Cikin raÉ—a Jamila ta cewa jamilu, "ya akai har yanzu ba suyi nisa ba, na dauka zan iske su har ya cire mata kaya yana soka mata bura."
Jamilu yace, "Hmm ai Ummanmu ce taso ta É—an yi mana bakin_ciki. Tun É—azu Baba yake so a fara amma tace wai ita ta gaji, jiya ta sha wahala."
Jamila da Jamilu kuwa basu manta ihun da suka ji Mamansu Ummi nayi daren jiya ba. Wato babansu ne yayi wani irin samfurin cin duri a jiyan nan bayan ya cire mata kaya, wato ya haye kan duwawun Ummansu ummi ya dinga soka mata bura da ƙarfi cikin duri tana ihu ahh!! washhh!! ummmm!! , har saida tayi kuka daren jiyan nan.
Jamila tana cikin tunanin al'amarin jiyan nan, kawai sai ta hango Ummi ta kwale ma Mansur wando, burar_nan tashi tayi wani tsalle zanƙal-ƙal daga cikin wandonsa. Kaciyar sai digar ruwan maziyyi take dis-dis. Ai Jamila tana hango burar babanta sai taji wani zirrrr zurr a durinta, ai itama tuni tabi sahun Jamilu wanda ke kallon nonuwan Mamansu ummi yana murza tsuliya, itama ta fara kallon burar Babansu tana soka yatsa a ɗan karamin gindinta.
Kai an yinta a wannan labari na ya cire mata kaya na yaran zamani, marasa jin magana.
Nan fa ummi ta kama lafceciyar kaciyar Mansur tana mulmula da hannunta, kafin sannan ta durƙusa gabansa. Daga nan kuma ta kamo golayensa da yatsunta tana lagudawa a hankali, burarshi a tsaye tana zillo ga maziyyi yana ta faman digowa. Sai Ummi ta hadiye yawu tareda lashe maziyyin-nan daga kofar burar. Sai ga Mansur nata faman karkarwa har da cewa, "wushhh.
Ummi nan tayi wani guntun murmushi sannan ta cigaba da lasar kan kaciyar Mansur, haka take lasar kaciyar nan kamar yaro na tsantsanin shan alewar lollipop domin kar tayi saurin kare masa.
Jamilu haka ya ƙura ma Babansa idanu, ganin yanda jikinsa ke karkarwa yana runtse idanu saboda daɗi yayinda Mamansa ke lasar masa bura. Cikin rada ya cema Jamila, "ke inaga fa Umma tana cizon baba a bura, shiyasa yake ta faman kyarma."
Ya cire mata kaya last part
Jamila wacce ta fishi natsuwa wajen kallon abunda ke wakana, domin tanaso ta iya komai yadda ya kamata, tace, "kai dalla sakarai dadi yake ji, baka ganin lashewa take, daÉ—i ne yayi masa yawa shine ya rikice."
Basu gama maganar ba, sai Ummi ta bude bakinta, sannan ta soka burar Mansur a ciki ta rufe bakin da kaciyarsa cikin bakinta. Tana yin haka kuwa sai Mansur ya sakin wani shegen gurnani tareda cewa, "Ohhhh Wayyoooo! Ummi zaki kasheni da daɗi." ummmm U humm labarin ya cire mata kaya sai wanda yake ƙarshe sai ji salon sabon daɗi.
Nan fa jamila ta kai hannunta domin taba É—an'uwanta Jamilu tareda cewa, "bana gaya maka dadi baba yake ji....Ohhhhh!"
Bata ƙarasa maganar taba taja wani dogon numfashi domin abinda ta cafko. Ai kuwa ta kai idonta da sauri cikin duhun dare ta hango shafceciyar bura a hannunta. Burar nan kuwa kamar maciji, sai wutsil-wutsil take a hannunta. Shi kuwa mutuminka Jamilu tuni ya runtse idanu, jikinsa na karkarwa wato yaji hannun mace akan tsuliyarsa.
Ai kuwa nan take itama Jamila sha'awa ta tashi ta cigaba da liliya tsuliyar jamilu, a haka shima ya cire mata kaya, ya kama ɗan ƙaramin nononta yana tsotsa.
Ta bangaren iyayen kuwa, a wannan lokaci tuni Mansur ya baje Ummi akan gado, tayi ɗai ɗai tamkar an zuba shinkafa akan tray nan ya soma sossoka mata bura, sunata gurnani ashh ashhhh!!! wushhh!!! yana ƙara zankaɗa mata gwatso pat-pat pat, ƙafafuwanta a gwale suke ya cusa wutsiya can ciki ya kwanta a jikinta duka ya rufeta yana faman zankaɗa mata doguwar burarsa.
Bayan Jamilu ya cire mata kaya shima haka da yar ƙaramar burarsa, yake cin jamila yana caccakawa a hankali yana ihu ishhh!!! ushhh!! anti kema kinada daɗi, haka jamilu ke cewa.
Nan fa wannan labari na ya cire mata kaya, ya samu rukunin masu cin duri guda biyu, iyaye da yayansu kowa nata faman cin duri. Ummi ta dawo saman Mansur sun canja yanayin kwanciya, ya zankaɗa mata bura ita kuwa tana yi masa gwatso cakwal cakwal cakwal ruwa na ƙara ƙarfi ashhhhhh ashhh ashhh ushh!!!.
A haka har suka soma kawowa, amma saida suka koma zagaye na biyu, yanzu haka suna can suna cin duri, nima bansan ya suka ƙare ba.
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