Hajiya gwale part 1
Gaskiya alhaji duk duniya ban taɓa jin dadi irin na wutsiyarka ba, washh!! sossoka min ita ciki - can-ciki dai karka tsaya, ' wayyo-washhh',, Uwwwshh,. Yauwa Hajiya gwale - gwalemin dai Ashhh!! wayyo burata daɗi Hajiya gindi ushh!!.
Nan fa hajiya Shagali ta ƙara gwale gindinta, yayinda alhaji Salahu ke zunbuɗa mata bura iya ƙarfinsa, lokacin da wani daɗi ke ziyartar kwanyarsa, idan ya luma mata jela sai kaga Hajiya tayi wani gantsara kamar an tura mata giya a gutsu, Ashhh ohiiii daɗi alhaji, Hajiya nima mutuwa nan kusa, Hajiya gwale dai, Hajiya tasa hannu bibbiyu taja ingarman durinta ya gwale, alhaji ya cigaba da turawa.
Alhaji salahu ya zare burarsa ya bubbugata akan tudun durin-nan, sannan ya tsugunna gaban gado, ji kake tsuuw tsuww ya kafa harshe a ƙofar durin hajiya yana lashewa, oishhh! Hajiya tana lashe leɓe tana wani ishhh kamar wacce tasha kayan yaji, kai burar alhaji salahu na chaji, alhaji yasa harshe ya kamo belin gindinta yana lasa, ga wani ruwa na gangarowa daga cikin kogon gindin.
Hajiya gwale mu gani, Hajiya Shagali ta sake gwale gindi ya soka mata yatsa, Hajiya tace " ossshhh ashhhhh, Cut cut alhaji ya dinga caccaka gwatso ciki, Hajiya tana turo masa gutsun yana ƙara zankaɗawa, Hajiya gwale wa take saboda tsabar daɗin da take ji. Nan ruwa ya soma fantsama tamkar an buɗe teku, ji kake chakwal-cakwal ƙaran haɗuwar ruwan gindi da yatsar alhaji.
Can alhaji ya tashi ya kamo cinyoyin hajiya ya juyata yadda yake so, wohohoh!! nan fa rufsa-rufsan ɗuwaiwan-nan suka yi masa banga-banga burarsa ta ƙara miƙewa tsaye, yace " Hajiya gwale sosai dai" Hajiya ta soko hannu ta ƙasa tareda gwale durinta ga wani ruwa na ɗiga, Alhaji sa hannu yayi ya soma laguda manyan ɗuwawunta yanata shafasu yana lumshe ido.
ashh laushi daɗi Hajiya, sai ji kake fafat! ya mari fuskar ɗuwawun, ɗuwawun hajiya yayi wata girgiza shaɓal-shaɓal yana rangaji, ya saita dai-dai ƙofar kwarmin kogon gindin hajiya ya lumtsuma mata bura ciki ya soma zabga mata gwatso pat pat pat , hajiya tana ihu " wayyo-alhaji wayyo-gindina dadi " ka cini can ciki" alhaji cewa yake 'ni dai burina hajiya gwale. Sai can ji kake zut-zut zut ruwa na ambaliya tamkar an buɗe kan famfo, hajiya tana ihu ashhh washhh' ayysshh, Can saiga alhaji ya faɗo ƙasa fau, bakinsa har dukan tsakar ɗaki yake, ya rafsa ihu " wayyo haƙorana zafi !!! " ya ƙara tasowa ya dawo kan gindinta yana faɗin "wayyyo!! zafi bakina ".
Hajiya gwale part 2
Alhaji bai daina cin durin hajiya ba sai bayan awa uku, ya sauka ya rungumeta, yayinda nunannun manyan nonuwanta suka sauka a ƙirjinsa, sannan ne suka fara bacci.
Shi dai Alhaji Saluhu tsohon kwarto-ne, domin yanzu haka ma cin gindin da yake, yana gidan abokinsa alhaji Habu ne, inda yaci gindin Hajiya Shagali uwargidan alhaji Habu.
Yadda lamarin ya faro asali kuwa shine, wata rana da yamma alhaji yana harkokin kasuwancinsa, sai ga kiran wayar abokinsa alhaji Habu, Alhaji saluhu ya ɗaga kira yace "Mutumin ya ake ciki ne" ba wani a buge nan " alhaji Habu yace "Haba mutumina, kasan ba'a rasa ba" akwai wata yarinya suhaima da muka yi da ita zamu haɗu a ganima hotel karfe (7:30) " bayan mun tashi daga kasuwa.
Alhaji Saluhu yace ' haka nake so' shiyasa nake ji da kai nawa ' .
Bayan su alhaji Habu da Saluhu sun ƙarasa ganima hotel, da shigarsu ɗakin ba sai alhaji Saluhu ya suma ba, ai wata zankaɗeɗiyar budurwa yayi tozali da ita fara jajir da ita, yadda kasan ita tayi kanta, ga wasu sunƙuma-sunƙuman nonuwa masu laushi rufsa-rufsa masu bala'in taushi da girma, girmansu ya kai girman mangwaro irin mai kan biri.
Domin idanun alhaji suna iya hango kan daƙwalen nonuwanta wanda zasu yi daɗin tsotsa. Nan fa alhaji ya dinga karkarwa yana wani girgiza kamar mai jin sanyi, wannan zankaɗeɗiyar budurwa ta taho gurin alhaji Saluhu yayinda alhaji Habu ya bita da wani mugun kallon sha'awa, da zuwanta ta cafko burar Alhaji ta soma lagudawa, alhaji ya ƙara ɗimaucewa tareda sambatu, washhh' wayyyo daɗi, irin wannan zuƙeƙiyar ɗanyar budurwa, ai inaga ban taɓa cin durin ƙaramar yarinya budurwa ba, yana magana yana tsuma.
Alhaji Habu cewa yayi "ai shiyasa na samo irin wannan yarinyar domin na baka mamaki" kafin kiftawa da dogon zango tuni sun fara tsotsar runtuma-runtuman nonuwan Suhaima, yanda kasan wasu yan-tagwaye, idan alhaji Saluhu ya laguda ya laguda sai ya koma dayan nonon shima alhaji Habu haka yake, nan fa yarinya Suhaima ta rinƙa nishin daɗi " ushhhh Ashhh " tana ƙara banƙaro ƙirjinta suna cigaba da tsotsaye kayan lambu.
Kamar haɗin baki suka dawo kan gindinta, wannan na tsotsayewa wannan kuma na shafawa, suna wani gurnani kamar ya'yan mayya, a tare suka turata kan katafaren gadon cikin wannan ɗakin, suka soma cin durinta ba ji ba gani, inda alhaji Habu ya soka mata bura ciki kogon lubiyar gutsunta, alhaji Saluhu kuma ya luma mata wutsiya ku-bu-but baki suna buga gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat suɓur-ɓur, kowa na amsar rabonshi, suka yiwa suhaima cin uwar mai ƙarya, suka ciccika mata duri da baki da ruwan maniyyi galan galan.
Washe garin wannan rana Alhaji Habu ya gayyaci Haji Saluhu domin cin abincin rana gidansa, inda shi kuwa arne Alhaji saluhu ya rinƙa yiwa Hajiya Shagali matar alhaji Habu ƙyifce da ido, har dai ta biye masa, Bayan fitarsu tare ya zamewa Haji Habu ya dawo gidansa.
Hajiya gwale last part
Yace " gaskiya hajiya ke kyakyawar gaske ce " kamar ke kika yi kanki "
Hajiya Shagali tace " kaima haka Alhaji da alama kuma kanada babban guga "
Nan fa hajiya ta turashi kan tafkeken gadonta inda ta soma alewa da burarshi, tana sha tana laguda buran gamida tsotse ƙofar tsagar kaciyarsa, nan alhaji ya susuce, yana nishi da sautin ihun daɗi cikin ɗan ƙanƙanin lokaci suka yi zindir.
Hajiya gwale shagali ta gwalewa alhaji ya cusa mata bura cikin gindi inda ya dage yana lafta mata gwatso pat-pat-pat, cinta ya dinga yi iya son ransa yana soka mata kayan harbi, ita kuma ƙara turo masa gutsunta take yana soka gwatso, kira yake hajiya gwale, ita kuwa cewa take alhaji zo ka hau, suka dinga sukuwa kamar ɗiyan dawakai har kuma yanzu bacci ya kwashesu gasunan suna ɗirkar bacci.
Bayan sun tashi hajiya shagali wato gwale kayan daɗi, tayi musu dumamen ruwa suka yi wanka tare, a cikin bayin wanka ma saida hajiya gwale ta yiwa Alhaji saluhu kyakykyawar Goho ya jajjefa gwatso sannan suka fito. Kaga kenan kaci ko aci maka, in baka ci ka samu masu ci maka.
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