Yadda naci hajiya da yarta part 1
Albarkatun fulani mai taken yadda naci hajiya da yarta, wato Hajiya Zuly ce da kuma yarta suka sha babbar bura.
Hajiya Zuly matar wani ɗan siyasa ce dake unguwarmu, aƙalla zata kai shekara arba'in da biyar da haihuwa, amma fa idan ka ganta sai ka rantse baza ta haura shekara talatin ba, saboda irin gogaggen jikinta luwai luwai dashi malam, kullum ba abinda take inba sheƙi ba.
Sai dai kash! akwai wani abu dake damun hajiya Zuly a rayuwa, abun kuwa ba wani abu illa rashin samun lokacin mijinta, kullum Alhaji bashi da lokacinta, idan ya fita baya dawowa sai karfe sha biyu na dare, idan kuma ya dawo baya bi ta kanta, idan kuma ta nemeshi daya cita sai yace shifa ya gaji.
Hajiya Zuly mace ce mai tsananin sha'awa, domin ƙaramin abu na iya tayar da sha'awarta, shiyasa kusan kullum tana cikin sha'awar bura, haka take jurewa tana haƙuri, saboda kawai yayanta, amma badan haka ba da yanzu ta nemi saki. Wannan dalili na kewar aci durin hajiya shiya bani nasara na kwartancin da naje gidan, har na samu damar yadda naci Hajiya da yarta Baby.
Yau ma kamar yadda aka saba, saiga alhaji ya dawo daga taro misalin ƙarfe ɗaya daga rabi na dare, Hajiya cike take da sha'awa a wannan dare domin bacci ma ya gagareta, tana ta matse matse tana shasshafa ƙofar gindinta wai ko ta samu sauƙi, amma duk a banza.
Ya cire kayansa ya sanya kayan bacci, ya hau gado yayi kwanciyarsa domin a tunaninsa hajiya Zuly ta jima da yin bacci, cikin wata shaƙaƙƙiyar murya hajiya tace alhaji ka dawo?
Allah yayi dama biki yi bacci ba? Baccinne na kasa, ina zan iya bacci baka kusa dani, Hmm dama kin faÉ—i gaskiya dai, nasan ba wani abu bane illa sha'awa ita ta hana ki bacci.
Alhaji gaskiya ya faɗa domin luntsuma luntsuman nonuwan hajiya duk sun kumbura tamkar an hura balo balo, ga kan nonuwanta duk sunyi cirko cirko tamkar zakaru na faɗa. Haba alhaji kaima fa kasan ina buƙatarka, inaso ka cini yau gaskiya.
To gaskiya hajiya kima na gaji ba abinda zan iya tsinana miki, ke saboda tsabar gajiya burata ko miƙewa ba zata iya ba. Haka Hajiya Zuly tayita fama da muguwar sha'awa har ta samu bacci ya kwashe ta, ga raggon maza a gefenta yana munsharin, to kaji ta ɓangaren hajiya abinda ke faruwa, kasan yadda naci Hajiya da yarta ba zai yi wahala saboda irin rashin mutuncin alhaji.
Yadda naci hajiya da yarta part 2
Amma kuma abinda ba'a sani ba shine, Alhaji kullum lokacinsa yana ƙarewa ne tareda wasu tsala tsalan yan mata, irin matan Korea, India, Somalia, ba irin yan'matan da alhaji baya biyan kudi a kawo masa ya caccaki gutsu. Shiyasa kullum idan ya koma gida baya bi ta kan durin hajiya, saboda a halin da ake ciki kwata kwata baya jin sha'awar Hajiya Zuly a tareda shi, idan yaje yaci gindi ya gaji abinda ke dawo dashi gida kawai bacci ne, shima kuma da safe yake ficewa, wasu lokutan ko break fast baya yi ballema su gaisa da iyalansa.
Yau dai wasu zankaɗeɗiyar karuwai aka kawo masa guda biyu, cikakku mata masu manyan nonuwa da ɗuwawu, irin gidiga gidigan matan nan ne masu haukata kan ƙaramin yaro, masu zurfin duri da nonuwa masu taushi, ko ni da nake labari da zan samu irin wannan kayan marmari da sai dai kuje ki dinga janyoni, saboda bazan fito saina mutu a cikin gindi.
Nidai kawai abinda na tsira dashi shine yadda naci Hajiya da yarta, bayan wannan irin wancan mata sai masu kuɗi, da shigowarsu suka soma karkaɗa nonuwa suna wani jijjiga manyan ɗuwaiwai, hankalin alhaji ya tashi bai san lokacin daya soma ihu a ɗaki ba, yana cewa this is nice !!! baby ! shake it ! shake it! for me. Nan matan nan suka dinga gwatso suna walwala runtuma runtuman ɗuwawunsu, ga tsagar ɗuwawu mai lankwasa mai taushi da laushi kamar burodi, suka cire masa kaya, ɗaya tayi tsuguno ta soma laguda miƙaƙƙiyar burar alhaji, tana wani sossoka burar cikin hannunta tana tofa miyau, burar alhaji shigewa kawai take cikin hannunta tana fita, yana wani gurnani oiiishhh ushhhhh!!! kamar doki.
Dayar kuma É—ayar mai suna jenniper tana tsotse É—an kan nonuwan alhaji tana lashe jikinsa tana nishi yyyyyyushhh!!!! nan da nan alhaji ya haukace ya É—imauce, burar alhaji ta soma tsiyayar ruwa tana harbawa, yana wani nishi ishhhhhhhh!!!! yana zillo a tsaye.
Queen ta soka burar alhaji cikin kogon bakinta ta soma sha !!! tana jijjigawa cikin bakinta, tsotsa kawai take yayinda alhaji ke ihun da subatin daÉ—i. wuuushhhhhhh!!!!!!! ashhhhh!!!!!
Suka turashi kan gado gamida yin wani kyakkyawan Goho mai rikita ƙaramar ƙwaƙwalwa domin kuwa jenniper ce ta turo runtuma runtuman ɗuwawunta, suka bulloƙo baya suna dukan iska tana karkaɗawa alhaji, yana marin fuskar ɗuwawun yana jijjigawa
Ya soka hannunsa ta ƙasa yana shasshafa ƙofar gindinta tana buga gurnani oiiishhh!!! queen kuwa komawa tayi ta gaba tana laguda nonuwan jenniper, alhaji ya taƙarƙare ya danna lafceciyar burarsa cikin wawakeken ramin gutsun jenniper ya soma zuba mata gwatso cif cif kikikif kikikif kikikif kikikif ya dinga buga mata bura da ƙarfi, nan fa jenniper ta dinga wani ihu ahhh!!! uuhhhwww!!! tana cizon katifa, ya dinga caccaka gwatso ashhhhhhhh wayyyh!!! wani daɗi ne ke shigar alhaji yana taɓo wani abu mai mugun daɗi.
Yadda naci hajiya da yarta part 3
Haka yaci duri har saida ya kawo ruwa galan galan sannan ya sauka ya sallamesu, bayan ya huta ya wuce gida. kaga kuwa ta yaya zai buƙaci tsohon duri ga sabo ya caccaka.
Nidai saurayi ne mai jini a jika, wanda ke buƙatar yaci gindi, kuma ina matuƙar sha'awar cin durin hajiya Zuly, kai bama ita ba har yarta Baby ina so inci gindinta. kullum bani da wani buri illa nasan hanyar yadda naci Hajiya da yarta. Amma abu ya faskara domin shi kanshi shiga wannan gida wani sabon tashin hankaline.
Kasan ance barewa bata gudu yarta tayi rarrafe, domin kuwa diyar Hajiya Zuly mai suna baby, yarinya ce mai tsananin kallon fina finan batsa, wato kullum itama bata da buri illa kawai a cita, domin kusan kullum sai ta kwakuli gindinta da yatsa, har sai ta kawo sannan take daina cin kanta. Gashi ba aure kuma ba wani tsayayyen kwarto, kullum durinta a jiƙe yake kwana.
Baby budurwa ce yar shekara sha tara, kyakkyawa ce, yan matasan lausasan nonuwanta sun cika ƙirji fal, zaune suke ɗam tamkar maigida a gidansa, ba mai latsa wannan matasan nonuwa sai ita, ɗuwawunta mai taushi da laushi kamar burodi, durinta kuwa mai ƙaramar ƙofa ne yar madaidaiciya.
Yau nima bala'i na ya motsa domin jikina har karkarwa yake saboda son cin duri, burata ta cika wando har kunyar fitowa nake ƙofar gida, yan gidanmu sunata harkokin gabansu, Ni kuma jaraba ta isheni a ɗaki.
Nifa yau na gama yanke hukunci dole saina samo dabarar yadda naci hajiya da yarta kota halin ƙaƙa yau wannan gindina guda biyu saina ci su.
Misalin ƙarfe goma na dare, na fito waje bakin layinmu domin ganin meke shige da fice, cikin Sa'a kuwa naga komai tsit kowa yana gida, kuma kamar yadda nasan halin alhaji baya dawowa sai tsakiyar dare. nayi duk wasu yan dube dube na, saida na tabbatar komai dai dai sannan na kama hanyar gidan alhaji, tafiya nake cikin sanɗa har na isa katangar gidan mai tsayi.
Na kalli katanga nace gaskiya yau fa batun yadda naci hajiya da yarta, sai dai na ajiyeshi, wanga labari bazai rubutu ba, domin katanga zata min tsiya, ai kuwa wata dabara ta faÉ—omin na koma gida na samo tsani, da zuwa kuwa na haye katanga.
Ahaf!!! yanzu labarin yadda naci hajiya da yarta zai ci-gaba, cikin sa'a kuwa ta inda na shiga ba haske duk yayi duhu. Nan fa kaina ya É—aure domin bansan É—akin baby ba haka zalika bansan turakar Hajiya Zuly ba.
Inata saƙe saƙe cikin raina, kawai na yanke shawarar shiga ciki, haka na kutsa kai har cikin falo, naji ba motsi na wuce can ciki ina dube duben ɗakuna.
Kasan nace mai rai baya cire tsammani, domin kuwa burina na yadda naci hajiya da yarta yau zai cika domin kuwa naci karo da É—akin Hajiya Zuly.
Hangota nayi ta window tayi ruf da ciki tana bacci, alamu sun nuna ta jima da yin baccin saboda hada wani guntun munshari take.
Murmushi na saki sannan na matsa domin buɗe ƙofar ɗakin, wuhuhu!!!!!! ai ina murɗawa naji ta buɗe, cikin hankali na shiga ɗakin har kan gadon hajiya Zuly.
Wayyo malam !!!!!! ɗuwawunta yadda kasan an kifa ƙwarya, shirga shirga dasu luntsuma luntsuma, na ɗaga hannuna na ɗora kan ɗuwawun washhhh !!!! naji hannuna yana neman nutsewa. Hajiya bacci kawai take bama tasan wani ya shigo ba balle tayi ihu.
Na dinga mulmula ɗuwawunta ina shasshafa tsagar ɗuwawun washhhh daɗi wayyo!!!! burata ta gama cika wando tayi zangal-gal kamar icen rake. A hankali na soma saɓule wandon dake jikin hajiya Zuly, kai kai !!!! wayyo zan mutu , ɗuwawun nan ban taɓa ganin kyakkyawa irinsa ba, sai sheƙi yake, nace gaskiya alhaji yana morewa, yadda naci hajiya da yarta yau zai tabbata zan daina tsammani tunda ga zahiri, na soka hannuna ta ƙasa har ƙofar durin hajiya, na soma shafa ina liliya gashin gindinta, sululuf kuwa na soka yatsa cikin wawakeken ramin gutsun Hajiya.
Naji tayi wani nishi ussshhhhhhhh!!!! tana ƙoƙarin buɗe amma ban saurara ba, can sai naji tace alhaji yau zaka cini kenan. Nayi tsamo tsamo na kasa magana, kawai na cigaba da wasa da gindinta. ushhh!!! ashhhh!!! kawai Hajiya keyi nan da nan na hau kan ɗuwawun hajiya Zuly kai tsaye na zankaɗa mata doguwar burata cikin kogon gutsunta, ina ɗan caccaka gwatso a hankali ji kake wani cakwal cakwal ruwa na motsi a cikin kogon durin.
A hankali take wani nishi yyyyyyushhh!!! tana faɗin alhaji kayi da ƙarfi, ka shiga sosai, wayyo mai nema ya samu. Ai kuwa na taƙarƙare na dinga cakawa Hajiya Zuly bura, tana wani lumshe idanu washhhh!!! tana turomin ɗuwawunta ina caccaka gwatso ashhhhhhhh wayyyh!!!!! idan na buga gwatso sai kaga da sauri ta ƙara turo runtuma runtuman ɗuwawunta wato in sake sokawa.
Aiki ya dau himma domin a wannan lokaci hannuna na saka na kamo nonuwanta ina matsasu, gamida liliya kan nonuwan, kira take yauwa alhaji cini sosai cini dai wayyo dadi soka dai alhaji wayyshhhhh!!!! a haka na dinga cinta ina sake soka mata bura, muna ihun daÉ—i!!!! wash wash wash!!
Nan da nan bayan wani lokaci Hajiya Zuly ta juyo ta kalli sama, na gwale kafafunta na cigaba da zuba mata bura ina gwatso cif cif kikikif kikikif shiga kawai nake ina caccakawa wasyyyyyyyyhhh!!!! ashhhh!!!.
Yadda naci hajiya da yarta last part
Yadda naci hajiya kafin na koma kan yarta Baby, ba'a cewa komai domin nasha daɗi. Ina cikin cin hajiya naji ta soma kawowa domin ta soma feshin ruwa akan burata, nima na soma kawowa amma na sosai, ina cikin gwatso naji hajiya ta balle da ruwa. Ta dinga wani ihu ahhh ashhhh!!!! ashhhh!!! tana buga gindinta da ƙarfi akan burata, washhhhhh!!!! washhhh!!!! Sai kuwa ta buɗe ido.
Me kake tunani zai faru a wannan labari na yadda naci hajiya da yarta, ai wani guntun murmushi tayi sannan tace Nagode kwarto, gobe ma ka dawo, Hajiya duk ta gaji bata ko motsi a haka tace ai kamar na sanka, bata gama wannan magana ba na fice waje da gudu. Nan da bar hajiya Zuly tana mamaki, bacci ne ya kwasheta saboda gajiya.
Fitowar da zanyi naji ba wanda ke bina a baya, nace ah lallai hajiya gobe ma in dawo?? .
Ina cikin wannan tunani kawai sai na dinga jiyo wani sauti daga dakin dake gabana.
labarin yadda naci hajiya da yarta zai sauya sabon salo, domin kuwa da leƙawata abinda na daɗe ina marari na hango, wato baby ce diyar hajiya Zuly tayi wani Goho ta soka yan yatsun ta cikin ramin gindinta tana caccakawa, wasyyyyyyyyhhh ashhh take yi tana wani lumshe idanu washhhh!!! bata ganin komai sai daɗi daya rufe mata idanu.
A haka har kan yarinyar nan, tanata ihu a ɗaki ashhh!! hshhhh!!! da zuwa na zare hannunta daga cikin duri, sannan na soka mata zankaɗeɗiyar burata cikin kogon gutsunta, kawai na hau buga gwatso da sauri, saiko naji ta sauya sautin ihu domin burata da ƙyar take shiga cikin gindin, da ƙarfi na dinga dannata ina buga gwatso cif cif cif har saida ta shige sannan kuma na cigaba da fafatawa ina antaya wutsiya kububut +++- kububut tana mannewa a jikin gado tana karkarwa.
Baby dai tasan wani ne ke cinta, amma kuma na hana ta juyowa, saboda na riƙe hannunta gam ina caccaka bura. jar uba baby tafi Hajiya Zuly daɗi, ɗumin durinta daban gashi da shiga kwanya, nan da naji ina ihu ashhhhhhhh!! wUshhhhh!!! ushhh!! ah ah ah Ina soka bura ah ah ah !! wayy daɗi ishh ushh!!..
Nan fa na soma cika mata kwarmin duri da ruwan bura, tana gurnani oiiishhh ushhhhh!!!! ina tsiyaya mata ruwa, itama nata ruwan ya soma feshi yana wankemin bura, saida naji gaba ɗaya ta kawo sannan na saketa, na juya da sauri, duk da haka saida ta ganeni. cewa tayi cikin muryar gajiya 'Ghali' ni kuwa ɗan iska nace na'am baby. Tace dan Allah gobe ka dawo. Nace an gama baby, na shura kafa nayi, to ranka shi daɗe kaji yadda naci hajiya da yarta cikin sauƙi ba tareda anyi kunce ba.
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