Yadda naci gindin melamarmu part 1
Sabon labarinmu mai taken yadda naci gindin melamarmu mun sami shine daga ma'ajiyar awaisu drogba yaro wanda yasan sirrin manyan mata. Shegen yaro mai ajiyar kayan ruwa na tsakanin cinya ga yadda naci gindin melamarmu daga bakinsa
Malama saratu Hannafi, malamar koyar da turanci a makarantarmu, irin matan-nan ce masu baƙar fata sosai, sai dai kyakkyawa ce wato Black beauty. Malama saratu doguwa ce gata mai ɗan ƙiba haka dai-dai misali.
Idan ko ana maganar kayan lambu da marmari, to fa saratu tayi fintinkau ta wannan fanni, domin kuwa akwai ta da suƙum-suƙum ɗin nonuwa: nonuwanta sun kai girman da kota saka bireziyya ta matsesu sai kaga suna lum - lum idan tana tafiya ko motsi. Domin akwai wata rana da mukayi wani topic wai shi spelling words in English, idan malama saratu tace -Decagon- Nonagon- sai yan aji su maimaita, ni kuwa dama shegen ɗan-iska-ne domin duk ranar da malama zata shigo ajin-mu, kujerar gaba nake komawa na zauna, domin na more da kallon tiƙa-tiƙan nonuwan saratu. To a lokacin da ake wannan darasi, da malama tace -Nonagon- , saina taƙarƙare nace -nononki- tace Nonagon- ni kuma nace nononki. Malama data fuskanci ba daidai nake faɗa ba, sai tazo kusa dani tace " Kai cewa ake -Nonagon- ". Na kuma cewa " Nononki " . Ta ƙara maimaitamin na ƙara cewa " Nononki ". Sai monitan-mu da yake abokina-ne sai ya cewa Malama " Anty, wannan fa, a haka bakinsa yake " tace " 0k ". Nan ko bata sani-ba zallar yan iskane kawai.
Na manta ban gaya muku yadda, surar jikin malama saratu take ba. Kwankwason saratu na rantse yakai girman irin babbar ƙwarya, ƙwaryar-ma mai buɗaɗɗen gefe, sabida ƙugunta aƙalla yakai inci ɗaya da rabi, wani turgujeje dashi, kullum ji nake kamar naje na taɓa na gudu, amma ina ba dama. Bakin rijiya ba wajen wasan makaho bane, haka muke kallo ni da sauran ɗalibai mu haƙura.
Hakan yasa kullum nake tunanin Yadda naci gindin melamarmu saratu, nabi duk wata hanya, ko za'a dace, amma fa abu ya faskara, malam gata da ɓarkeken ɗuwawu sunguma-sunguma masu taushi da laushi, yadda kasan an jera biredi a cikin wandonta, ai saima tana tafiya, sai kaga wani Bum-bu-bul da wani mangarau, wannan ɓarin na gogar ɗayan kamar ana dukan ƙwarya a cikin ruwa.
Kai kar na jaka da dogon labari, amma akwai ranar dana taɓa ganin durin malama. Gindinta wani wargajeje, mai tudu gashi-nan rufe cikin jan pantis, yana numfashi, yana sama yana ƙasa kamar ana hurashi. Yadda abin ya faru kuwa, Malama tana ɗan yawatawa kamar yadda ta saba idan tana darasi, sai tazo wajen-mu tana darasi, harta ɗan tsaya tana bayani domin ɗalibai su fahimta, ai ranar-nan nafi kowa gane darasi. Domin kuwa akasi aka samu, biro-na ya faɗi ta gefen bujenta, kutumar uba !! da tsugunnawa ta kaina ya shige cikin bujen, naji kaina kamar anyi masa lulluɓi, sai kawai na juya fuska jar uba, nan-fa na gano wani wargajejen duri anyi masa rawani da jan wando, an bansan lokacin dana kusa suma ba, domin a lokacin badan Malama saratu, ta ɗan yi gaba ba, na rantse da saidai a ɗakko gawata nayi mushe.
Yadda naci gindin melamarmu part 2
Ashe duk abinda yake faruwa saratu ta gani, domin kuwa data dawo zata ƙara wucemu, saida ta tambayeni tace " Aminu meya sameka naga ka faɗi ƙasa ? kodai baka da lafiya ne ? " . Nace " Biro nane ya faɗi ƙasa- na tsugunna domin na ɗauka ". Tace " kuma naga ka kwanta " . Nace " Wallahi_-malama_-zamewa_-nayi " Tace " To_-shikenan_-Aminu' a_-rinƙa_-kulawa_-kasan_-ajin_-naku_-da_-sulɓi " . Tayi_-gaba_-abinta .
Bayan an gama lesson, malama saratu ta fita domin komawa gida, sai tace a ranta " Shegen yaro, ya gano abinda yafi ƙarfinsa, " . Tasa hannu ta shafo saman durinta , ta saki wani gurnani ' hmmmmmm '. Tace Ubangiji ka nunamin ranar da gindin-nan nawa zai sha bura har ya ƙoshi.
Itadai Malama saratu mace ce mai tsananin sha'awa, ita da zata bura kullum a rinƙa soka mata da tafi kowa farinciki. Hakane yasa kullum malama cikin dare saita kwakule gindinta da yatsarta, idan ta soka yatsar saita rinƙa yiwa kanta gwatsoo fat-fat , yatsarta tana lumewa tana fitowa kamar yadda bura take a cikin Duri.
Ni dai gani ƙaramin yaro, amma fa sai ƙatuwar bura, doguwa gata da kauri, buran-nan tawa akwaita da tsini sosai domin kuwa wanzami da yayimin kaciya saida ya fiƙeta yadda kasan fensir. Kullum sai nayi tunanin yadda naci gindin melamarmu, itama malama saratu kullum bata da aiki sai tunanin wanda zai sossoka mata bura.
Ina cikin wannan hali na kwaÉ—ayin Duri. Naje gidansu abokina lawan domin nemansa, za muje wani waje.
Na shiga gidan kamar yadda na saba, ina kiran sunan lawan, ai ban ƙarasa cewa lawan a karo na biyu ba, naji an warceni cikin daƙi.
Ashe yayarsu lawan ce, Atika ita kaɗai a gida tana ƙwaƙule gindinta, taji shigowata. Ni kuma na yiwa gidan dirar mikiya, ba ko sallama a afka.
Atika ta rufemin baki da hannunta tace " wallahi saika cini , idan ko baka cini ba , wallahi ihun kwarto zanyi ma "
Tsaka mai wuya kenan. Da buÉ—e idona nayi tozali da gajeran gutsun Atika, dama gata gajera amma akwai manyan nonuwa da É—uwawu, gindin-nan gashi du gashi, amma Atika zatamin sharri.
Na kalleta nace " Atika, indai wannan ne , ai ba sai kinyi ihu ba ' nan gaba ma ki kirani '
Tace " shege kace kasan daÉ—in duri"
Sautin Atika ne ke tashi a cikin ɗaki, tana turo manyan ɗuwawunta baƙwal-baƙwal baya ga ƙatuwar burata tana lumewa a cikin gindinta, tace " uwwshh !! uwwwwww " . Lokacin hankalina yayi Legas soka mata bura kawai nake a ƙofar birnin durinta, shiga nake gami da gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat - fafat . Wani lokaci sai na zare burata sannan na koma ciki da gwatso da ƙarfi. Haka naci gindin atika na more.
Naje neman abokina, ban same shi ba na samo gindi. haka na koma gida da tunanin wannan daddaÉ—an duri dana kwasa.
Washe gari da sassafe ƙarfe bakwai da rabi, na shirya tsaf nayi karin kumallo, na kama hanyar makaranta saboda kada nayi latti.
Amma tunanina na yadda naci gindin melamarmu saratu yana jikina, domin dashi nake kwana kuma nake tashi, inason ranar da zan taɓa wannan nonuwa masu albarka.
Can tunani ya É—aukemin hankali, Ashe ta baya kiran sunana kawai ake * Aminu - Aminu - Aminu *. Ni dai banji ba ina tunanin duri, sai naji an girgiza ni nayi fir-gi-git, naji wata sassanyar murya tace " Aminu baka da lafiya ne ' baka ji ina yima magana ne "
kunsan wace ce ???????????????????.!
Wallahi malama saratu ce, na juya domin ganin wanene mai wannan murya, sai idanuna suka nunamin saratu, nasa hannuna na murtsuka idona na buÉ—e, da gaske dai itace.
Tace " meya sameka"
nace " Umm... umm.. ba komai "
tace " yau da wuri haka zaka shiga school "
nace " zanyi_-assignment_-ne_-shiyasa "
Jar uban-nan, !!! Ashe cikin tunanin da nake, ƙatuwar burata tayi sangangam ta cika wando, ina tafiya tana rangaji. Malama saratu kuma ta gani, tana kallo tana wayan-cewa kamar bata ga komiba.
Tace " Aminu_-bayan_-an_-tashi_-ka_-sameni_-a office, Ina_-nemanka "
Nace " Malama ko lafiya "
Tace " Test ɗinka ka faɗi da yawa ' kaida na sanka da ƙoƙari "
Haka nace mata To.
Bayan an tashi a makaranta, kamar yadda malama ta umarta na tafi ofis É—inta domin amsa umarninta.
Ina shiga gami da yin sallama, ta amsa " shigo mana ka zauna ga kujera " .
Yadda naci gindin melamarmu last part
Na shiga, zama na keda wuya. Malama saratu tace " Aminu kayi sani cewa duk abinda kake ina sane dakai ' kawai rabuwa nake dakai , sabida banason dukan maza "
Amma ai kaga yadda nake dukan mata ko ? inji Malama.
Nace "Eh"
Sai saratu ta taso daga kan kujerarta tazo gabana tace " Kanaji da wani guntun iskancinka ko ? "
Ai kafin na buÉ—e baki nayi magana, saratu ta fara shafamin dai_dai saitin burata dake cikin wando. Ta kamota ta fara liliyata. Nan da nan ta fara nishi " ashh!! uwwshh !! "
Ina kwaɗayin yadda naci gindin melamarmu saratu, sai gashi wata ƙila durin zanci yau ɗin-nan.
Washhhh! Ni Aminu daɗi ya rinƙa katantanwa da lulawa cikin kwanyata, kafin kiftawa na fita daga hayyacina, na soma kyarma da karkarwa, akan kujera.
A haka na ɗago hannuna na zurashi a tsakanin nonuwan Malama, haba na soma shafasu ina lagudawa ina ɗan kamo kan Nonuwan in matsasu. Yadda kasan an kunna malama, ta rinƙa wani gurnani mai tayar da sha'awa " ishhhhh !! asshhhh ! " tana turo harshenta waje tana lashe baki. Ban ankara ba saiga Burata a waje.
Malama saratu ta lumtsuma saitin kaciyata cikin bakinta ɗan tsinin ya shige cikin bakinta, tsutttttt --- tsuuuut ta rinƙa tsotsowa tana motsa kaciyar cikin baki, na saki wani ihu " Ahhhhhhhhh " Malama_-zan_-mutu ' daɗi_-zai_-kasheni " . Malama ta cigaba da shan alewar burata tana goga mata harshe a bakin ƙofar tana ƙara lumata.
Ni kuma na dage ina luguiguita manyan nonuwan-nan na malama.
Saratu ta tashi tsaye, ta hau kan teburin rubutu ya, sannan ta watsar da takardun kai. Haba ta yaye bujenta, kutumar uba ! nan fa wangamemen gindinta ya bayyana, domin bata saka komai ba a ciki, gutsunta akwai tudu ɗan tsakiyarshi kuma akwai tsini gashi a tsuke, babu gashi ko ƙwalli ɗaya, tar dashi fes-fes, sai sheƙi yake, ga wani damshin ruwa ya mamaye shi. Tace " Me kake kallo shiga mana ".
Wayyo daÉ—i kashe ni. Cikin mintuna goma sha biyar na gama haukata Malama.
Domin kuwa jan kujerar nayi gaba na daidaitu da gutsun sosai, nasa harshena na fara lasar samansa, ina saka leɓe ina tsotsa ina suɗeshi ruwa na gangarowa ina shanyeshi, ina soka tsinin harshena can cikin gindin, idan ya shige saina zaro shi, na kuma mayarwa. Malama har wani hawayen daɗi take, tana ƙara turomin gindin gabana ina cigaba da shanta.
Can tace ka cini, sokamin burarka naji É—uminta, sokamin da sauri.
Nidai kar kuga laifina na yadda naci gindin melamarmu, domin ni umarninta kawai nake cikawa, kunsan ance a rinƙa girmama na gaba.
Haka na kamo cinyoyin malama masu taushi, suna wani langai-langai, na gyara su sannan na janyota sosai yadda zanji daɗin CI. Na lumtuɓa mata bura cikin wawakeken durinta mai kama da rijiya, burata da isa zuwa birnin London ɗin daɗinta. Na soma buga mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat wufuwf suɓur-ɓur caf. Burata ta rinƙa safa da marwa cikin gindinta. Muka cika ofis da ihu . Malama cewa take " yauwa - yauwa - yauwa - Aminu " soka dai ciki dai can ciki yana buƙata.
Sai zufa nake ina soka bura da buga gwatsoo kif-kif-kif. Sai ruwa tsuwwww ya feshemin bura tas, na cigaba da lumawa ina sokawa saida na tabbatar na gamsu na ciccika mata kogon gindi da ruwa, sannan na sauka.
Malama saratu tace " Test É—inka kaci 40 "
Jarabawarka ma kafin ka rubuta itama kaci 60 kaga É—ari kenan "
idan kuma ka cigaba da koremin sha'awa, to duk term kaine na É—aya a ajinku.
Yadda nake mafarkin yadda naci gindin melamarmu saratu haka ya tabbata Domin na caccaki kayan lambu yadda ya kamata.
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