Cin durin yar aikin gidan mu part 1
Ai kawai kije baby ba damuwa in kinso ki kwana ma, cewa take yauwa maigidana abin alfaharina, ina wani washe baki ina murmushi, yayinda ni kuma abinda ke raina shine in samu damar cin durin yar aikin gidana wato Balaraba. Haka matata Ummi ta fita da nufin zuwa gidan-su domin ziyara, saidai kash batasan irin shirmen data tabka ba na kawo min yar aiki gidana, wai ita wallahi saurin gajiya take idan tana aiyukan gida.
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Haka ta lallaɓa ni ta kawo wata matashiyar budurwa Wasila, kai ! kai ! kai! kai kaga yarinyar-nan kuwa jar-uba ! budurwa ce cikakkiya malam domin kuwa ƙinjinta cike yake da wasu runtuma-runtuman nonuwa masu laushi da ruwan madara. Kallon ƙirjin wannan yarinya kaɗai ya isa yasa ka soma jiƙa wandonka, gata a ƙoshe komai yaji yadda ake so, tunda yarinyar-nan ta fara aiki a gidana ya zamana bani da sukuni musamman idan nayi arba da wasu luntsuma-luntsuman ɗuwawunta masu jan hankalina da sakani a cikin ruɗani, domin har wani karkarwa nake inaji tamkar ana jana izuwa kan wannan nunannun ɗuwaiwai, kullum haka nake jurewa da kanne ido daga kallan ɗuwawun amma yanzu abin yamin yawa.
Jira nake wani ɗan abu ya gifta na samu sa'ar cin durin yar aikin gidana wato Balaraba, har takai kullum da kaina nake ƙoƙarin saka matata Ummi taje unguwa amma dana yi magana saita ce ai ya kamata ta zauna ta kula dani, kuma ita kulawar da mijinta yafi mata zuwa ko ina, haka nake rabuwa da ita.
Balaraba ta fuskanci duk inda na dosa wato so nake kawai in cita kota halin ƙaƙa, domin wani lokacin idan na fuskanci wani abu ya janye hankalin Ummi sai ina shiga kitchen in soma shafa tattausan ɗuwaiwan Balaraba, haka itama take ƙara bajemin shi na kwasa iya son rai, har in dan tsotsi nonuwanta amma abu ɗaya ne wanda nake kwaɗayin samu shine in samu cin durin yar aikin gidana, so nake ta bajemin wannan wawakeken gindin nata in caccaka mata bura har sai burata ta daina tashi.
Cikin sa'a yau muka tashi shine matata Ummi take tambayana zata je ganin gida, tuni na bata dama tun kafin ma Balaraba tazo aikinta.
Yanzu haka dai ni kaɗai ne a cikin gida, burata ta gama miƙewa tsaye tsangal-gal tana jiran ta soma cin durin yar aikin gidana Balaraba, har wani aiyanawa nake a raina idan na kama tandan-tandan ɗin nonuwan-nan na shafasu na laguda su na soma tsotsayesu har saida soma hawaye sannan zan soma cinta, inda zan turata kan ƙaton gadon in gwale gutsunta ayyyyyshhh!! in soka mata bura ina ihu washh wash! ina zabga mata gwatsoo fat-fat.
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Cin durin yar aikin gidan mu part 2
Haba malam ai wannan dogon tunanin cin gindi ya kwasheni bansan ina kaina yake ba, naji an rungumeni ta baya, wohohoh!! wani ɗumi naji ya rufeni saboda wasu murguza-murguzan nonuwa ne suka sauka a gadon bayana, ai nan take naji burata ta wani ƙara miƙewa tsaye, abinda mai karatu ke tunani haka yake domin kuwa Balarabe ce wato dai cin durin yar aikin gidana yau zai tabbata, abinda na daɗe ina muradi da kwaɗayi, aiko ina miƙewa tsaye nasa hannuna biyu na tallafo duga-duganta na ɗauketa can-cak tamkar wani filo, ban tsaya a ko'ina ba sai cikin ɗakina tareda jefata kan wani katafaren gado daka ɗakin.
Wohohoh!! ai nan fa na faÉ—a kan gadon gamida cafko wuyanta ina tsotsa washhh'daÉ—i ashh!! ayysshh!! ina latsa nonuwanta gigif-gigif tana girgizasu, yayinda latsasu suna wani lumewa cikin runtuma-runtuman nonuwan-nan ina gurnani Uwwwshh!!! wayyoooo daÉ—i wata ni'ima ce take shigata kota ina, ina cigaba da shafa ko ina dake jikinta jar-uba ai jikinta yadda kasan ina shafa biredi saboda tsabar laushinsa, tana lumshe ido tana nishi Ashhh!! Ayshh!! haka ta ciremin kayana duka itama tayi zindir, lafceciyar bulalar burata tayi wani gandardar tana dukan iska ita kaÉ—ai, tasa hannu tana liliya kaciyar burata washhh!!! oishhh!!! uhmm!! ina karkarwa da sambatu washhh'wayyyo Balaraba gaskiya zan aureki, wayyo daÉ—i ayyyshhh!!! saiko naji ta luma burata cikin bakinta, wayyyyo wayyo!!! haka na soma ihu washhh balaraba bi a hankali.
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Cin durin yar aikin gidan mu last part
Tana nishi uwwwwww!! burata tana shigewa can cikin birnin bakinta, wani ɗumi yana ratsani har zuwa cikin kwanyata, inajin tamkar ina yawo a cikin sararin samaniya, domin har wasu taurari nake gani cikin idona, ina wani farfari da ido far far, daɗi na kwasheni, aiko na riƙe fuskanta da hannuna sosai na soma zabga mata gwatsoo sululuf sululuf kake ji ina shigewa cikin bakinta, wayyyyo daɗi wayyyo wayyo!!! na mutu tun ina gani harna dena, haka Balaraba ta kwanta ta ware cinyoyinta ta gwale gindinta ta danna bakina kan leɓen durinta, ina tsotsewa tsutttttt tsut ina kamo ɗan belin gindinta ina tsoteshi tana wani haure-haure tamkar ana dukanta.
Na soma caccaka mata harshe can cikin birnin kogon lubiyar durinta ina tsotsewa tana ƙyarma kamar tanajin sanyi, ina shanyewa ina ihu washh!! itama ihun daɗi take oyyshhh!!!! washh!! oshhhh!!! ahhhhh!!! humm!!! haka take sambatu washhh'wayyyo!! daɗi zan mutu, washh!!.
Tana cikin wannan kururuwar daɗi na zare bulalar burata na soma cin durin yar aikin gidana, gwatsoo nake caccaka mata ku-bu-but ku-bu-but canɓal canɓal yayinda buran-nan tana kaiwa da komowa akan leɓen jiƙaƙƙen gutsunta ayyyyyshhh ishhhhh!! take faɗi, yayinda nake buga mata gwatsoo kif-kif-kif fat-fat washhh'daɗi burata wyyyyyyyo daɗi, nasa hannuna ina sosa mata saman tudun gindin-nan tana wani lumshe idanu saboda tsabar daɗi tana ambaton sunana, nima daɗin ne ya dameni, gashi zufa ta cikamin fuska idona yayi ja jajur kamar ina cin durin harija.
Ci durin yar aikin gidana nake gwatsoo kif-kif-kif paaaat kamar namijin zaki, yayinda take karkaɗa durin domin burata ta shiga sosai muka ci-gaba da cin gindi, Can wani ruwa kake ji zut zut zut ina tsiyaya mata ruwan maniyyi galan galan cikin kogon durinta, yayinda itama take feshemin burata da ruwan duri ina wani ihu Ahhhhhhhhh ina ƙara tura mata bura cakwal cakwal cakwal yake tashi ina ƙara nutsewa sululuf muna gurnani da ambaliyar ruwa ayyyshhh oisshhhh!!!! Ahhh!!! washh!!! 0lshhhhh!!!.
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